Duh!

YaYa: Wally, do you know what April showers bring?
Wally: Rain.

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The Eye

Wally (while doing something I just told him not to and my back is turned): Why do you have an eye on the back of your head?
Me: Because I am a mom.
Wally: Where did you get it?
Me: God gave it to me.
Wally: Why?
Me: Because He thought I might meed it to keep you out of trouble.